story: *on phone* mom: come downstairs, you promised we'll go out today. me: yah yah, coming. *in living room* mom: ya, so you were going to take me to the market na? me: plan cancelled. mom: why? lets go somewhere else then? me: where? mom: anywhere! me: anywhere? mom: yeah, anywhere. me: OKAY! *in the car* mom: where are we going? me: anywhere *shit eating grin* *stop over at the fuel pump, tank up to brim* mom: i think you have something in mind. me: of course! mom: where? me: just as you said, anywhere! mom: ok, keep it below 100. me: absolutely, my lord. stats: destination: mathura (janambhumi mandir) distance: 342 km. time taken (exclusive of darshan time..45 min, inclusive of toll stopovers) : 3:29 top speed: 178 downhill, 174 uphill with AC on. payload: ~170KG. average speed beyond delhi border: 133. average speed on return leg: 137 till DND, 113 till ITO. road quality: DND: 6 GNE: 5.5 YE: 8. pics: none. pleasure: *insert shit eating grin here* fireflies on the highway! blah: sad pede. long approach inside mathura. cat crash landed into the engine guard. flies dying on the windscreen.