'anywhere': RapidRAIDed

Discussion in 'T&AA - Travel and Anything Automotive' started by rpm, Sep 3, 2012.

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  1. rpm

    rpm Lizard king Staff Member

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    story:

    *on phone*
    mom: come downstairs, you promised we'll go out today.
    me: yah yah, coming.
    *in living room*
    mom: ya, so you were going to take me to the market na?
    me: plan cancelled.
    mom: why? lets go somewhere else then?
    me: where?
    mom: anywhere!
    me: anywhere?
    mom: yeah, anywhere.
    me: OKAY!

    *in the car*
    mom: where are we going?
    me: anywhere *shit eating grin*

    *stop over at the fuel pump, tank up to brim*

    mom: i think you have something in mind.
    me: of course!
    mom: where?
    me: just as you said, anywhere!
    mom: ok, keep it below 100.
    me: absolutely, my lord.

    stats:

    destination: mathura (janambhumi mandir)
    distance: 342 km.
    time taken (exclusive of darshan time..45 min, inclusive of toll stopovers) : 3:29
    top speed: 178 downhill, 174 uphill with AC on.
    payload: ~170KG.
    average speed beyond delhi border: 133.
    average speed on return leg: 137 till DND, 113 till ITO.

    road quality:

    DND: 6
    GNE: 5.5
    YE: 8.

    pics:

    none.

    pleasure:

    *insert shit eating grin here*
    fireflies on the highway!

    blah:

    sad pede.
    long approach inside mathura.
    cat crash landed into the engine guard.
    flies dying on the windscreen.
     
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  2. harryneopotter

    harryneopotter NEO is my middle name ! Staff Member

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    whoa.... thats some "market trip" ur mom got. :D

    but, YE = 8 ? seriously ?
     
  3. rpm

    rpm Lizard king Staff Member

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    you think it's better than 8?
     
  4. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    I wouldn't have minded if you have put some more phrases and make it an article of some kind?
     
  5. JD666

    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    I concur. However I like the way its been written also!
     
  6. rpm

    rpm Lizard king Staff Member

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    It's a rapid raid. I spent less time deciding to do it than i did writing this stuff...so there.

    forgot to add:

    on a lightpole-turned-into-hoarding on SH33 between YE mathura exit and mathura city: 'Yahan bhayankar thandi beer milti he' ("One can get scary cold beer here").
     
  7. MohitGamer

    MohitGamer ActiveRAIDer

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    Whoa !! Awesome...
     
  8. dbg

    dbg RAID Staff Staff Member

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    178 top speed !! on your Polo ??

    Injured/killed a cat :oops:
     
  9. harryneopotter

    harryneopotter NEO is my middle name ! Staff Member

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    who said he has a polo ? ..Its the Fiat Linea !
     

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