Ask Banhammer anything

Ok, being the self professed celebrity here, I hereby open a lines for you mortals to get to know me better.
You can ask anything, I might reply with a REAL answer or TOTALLY FICTIONAL STORY, depending on how good the question is or how well designed the story could get.
Shoot.

 

Do you even lift ?

 

No, I generally take stairs, it is much healthy.

 

Is there a Mrs. Banhammer?

 

Many tried but none succeed. There are a lot of wannabes but trust none of them. My love cannot be contained by one, it is for everyone.

 

hmmm.. So is there a Mr. Banhammer?

 

I see what you did there.

 

Acting like a true celebrity and escaping the true question.

 

Give him time.. Maybe he's still trying to make up his mind..

 

Ask questions mortals, stop your judgement. As judgements are reserved for the one who deliver the almighty punishment with the mjolnir.

 

That is a very good question Mortal.
I use it to sweep ladies off their feet.
Furniture repair is ofcourse a legitimate use.
I sometimes swing my hammer alone while pretending to be Shaktimaan. Yes Shaktimaan >> Thor,

I use hammer as a broom and travel like a wizard.
I also sometimes change my phone using the hammer.

 

How much do you weigh? with and without the hammer?

 

Hammer cannot be weighed, there are no machines which can withstand the force of hammer.
Without hammer I weigh about 69-71 Kgs weighed in last 3 years at different times.

 

Do you still have dreadlocks?

 

I never had dreadlock, I just have long hair.

 

Yeh phool kahan se aya?

 

Freshly grown in the farms of internet.

 

Bored... tell us your craziest adventure

 

Well, there are way too many crazy stories in my arsenal. But more crazy they are, more ?#@*&%!^$~ed up they are. Some of them are not even worth disclosing publicly.
But let me get home and think of something.