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  1. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Ok, being the self professed celebrity here, I hereby open a lines for you mortals to get to know me better.
    You can ask anything, I might reply with a REAL answer or TOTALLY FICTIONAL STORY, depending on how good the question is or how well designed the story could get.
    Shoot.
     
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    dbg RAID Staff Staff Member

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    Do you even lift ?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    No, I generally take stairs, it is much healthy.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Is there a Mrs. Banhammer?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Many tried but none succeed. There are a lot of wannabes but trust none of them. My love cannot be contained by one, it is for everyone.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    hmmm.. So is there a Mr. Banhammer?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    I see what you did there.
     
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    MOZ RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Acting like a true celebrity and escaping the true question.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Give him time.. Maybe he's still trying to make up his mind..
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Ask questions mortals, stop your judgement. As judgements are reserved for the one who deliver the almighty punishment with the mjolnir.
     
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    What other uses you put your hammer to when not punishing mortals, like do you repair broken furniture and stuff?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    That is a very good question Mortal.
    I use it to sweep ladies off their feet.
    Furniture repair is ofcourse a legitimate use.
    I sometimes swing my hammer alone while pretending to be Shaktimaan. Yes Shaktimaan >> Thor, :(

    I use hammer as a broom and travel like a wizard.
    I also sometimes change my phone using the hammer.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    How much do you weigh? with and without the hammer?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Hammer cannot be weighed, there are no machines which can withstand the force of hammer.
    Without hammer I weigh about 69-71 Kgs weighed in last 3 years at different times.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Do you still have dreadlocks?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    I never had dreadlock, I just have long hair.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Yeh phool kahan se aya?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Freshly grown in the farms of internet.
     
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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Bored... tell us your craziest adventure
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Well, there are way too many crazy stories in my arsenal. But more crazy they are, more ?#@*&%!^$~ed up they are. Some of them are not even worth disclosing publicly.
    But let me get home and think of something.
     

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