Ok, being the self professed celebrity here, I hereby open a lines for you mortals to get to know me better. You can ask anything, I might reply with a REAL answer or TOTALLY FICTIONAL STORY, depending on how good the question is or how well designed the story could get. Shoot.
Many tried but none succeed. There are a lot of wannabes but trust none of them. My love cannot be contained by one, it is for everyone.
Ask questions mortals, stop your judgement. As judgements are reserved for the one who deliver the almighty punishment with the mjolnir.
What other uses you put your hammer to when not punishing mortals, like do you repair broken furniture and stuff?
That is a very good question Mortal. I use it to sweep ladies off their feet. Furniture repair is ofcourse a legitimate use. I sometimes swing my hammer alone while pretending to be Shaktimaan. Yes Shaktimaan >> Thor, I use hammer as a broom and travel like a wizard. I also sometimes change my phone using the hammer.
Hammer cannot be weighed, there are no machines which can withstand the force of hammer. Without hammer I weigh about 69-71 Kgs weighed in last 3 years at different times.
Well, there are way too many crazy stories in my arsenal. But more crazy they are, more ?#@*&%!^$~ed up they are. Some of them are not even worth disclosing publicly. But let me get home and think of something.