Derp Do your worst aka lets hear some PJs

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  1. MohitGamer

    MohitGamer ActiveRAIDer

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    Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
    He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
    He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
    He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
    Finally he wrote the conclusion:
    "After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."
     
  2. MohitGamer

    MohitGamer ActiveRAIDer

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    Santa runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lottery!"
    WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
    Santa: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."
     
  3. MohitGamer

    MohitGamer ActiveRAIDer

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    You r alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??

    Method no.1
    dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now..
    tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai.....
    ther's anothr way.....think...

    Method no.2
    throw one of 'em in the waer..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..
    now use the LIGHTER !!!

    Method no.3
    throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
    use the Matches!!

    ........there's yet another method.....
    fondle one of the cigar...ye dekhko..dusri cigar JALNE lagi!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    ok, this thread deserves santa banta jokes,
    Santa banta jokes are anyway PJs
     
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  5. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    SANTA BANTA JOKES ARE HERE NOW
     
  6. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Sardar to girl
    Kutta mar gaya rajai me,
    pagal hu teri judai me.
    Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta,
    Ye sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta
     
  7. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing?
    He was the referee.

    An ant and an elephant are playing hide-and-seek near a place which has 1000 temples. The elephant starts counting. The ant goes into one of the temples and hides. The elephant finishes counting, and within a few seconds knows which temple the ant entered. How does he know which one?
    The ant left his slippers outside the temple.

    One fine morning, an ant goes off to the market on his new motorbike. On the way there, he meets an elephant who asks him for a ride to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're on their way to the market. A little while later, they come across another elephant who also wants a lift to the market. The ant says, okay, hop on, and they're again on their way to the market. Just before they reach the market, they crash into the truck. The paramedics arrive, and they see that the elephants are in a very bad condition, on the verge of death,.. but the ant has escaped with just a few minor injuries! Why is this so?
    The ant was wearing a helmet.

    Later, the ambulance is seen speeding off to the hospital with the two elephants inside. Behind them, several ants on motorbikes follow. Why are the ants following the ambulance?
    To donate blood.
     
  8. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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      1. once santa and banta were feeling happy...
        happy got disgusted and left

      2. 2 sardar bank lootne gaye par bandook le jaana bhul gaye phir bhi bank loot liya. Kaise???

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        Bank manager bhi sardar hi tha. Usne bola "Oye, Koi gal nahi. Gun kal dikha dena!!"
     
  9. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Q1: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
    A1: Take away his credit card.


    Q2: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
    A2: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

    Q3: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?*
    A3: Because it fell asleep.

    Q4: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
    A4: It was glued to the first one.

    Q5: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
    A5: It was a copy cat.

    Q6: Why did the fourth elephant fall out of the tree?
    A6: It thought this was all a game.

    Q7: And why did the tree fall down?
    A7: It thought it was an elephant.

    Q8: What does an elephant and blueberries have in common?
    A8: They're both blue, except for the elephant.

    Q9: What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
    A9: Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill.

    Q10: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A10: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

    Q11: How do you shoot a red elephant?
    A11: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,
    then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

    Q12: How do you shoot a green elephant?

    A12: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,
    then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.*

    Q13: How do you shoot a pink elephant?!
    A13: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out
    in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually
    the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the
    cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top,
    take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant
    comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away.
    You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you
    trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find
    it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now
    you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't
    put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant
    will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the
    cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then
    you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue......and you shoot him
    with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!

    Q14: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
    A14: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!

    Q15: Why do elephants have red eyes?
    A15: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.

    Q16: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
    A16: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?

    Q17: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
    A17: Time to get a new fence.

    Q18: Where does an 8 ton elephant sit?
    A18: Any damn place where he pleases!

    Q19: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?
    A19: Ever try to iron one?

    Sorry initpidzero for using ur color ... had to make it stand out
     
  10. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    use whatever you like but please don't tag me here.
    Besides I use RED to write something important from moderation purpose.
     
  11. harryneopotter

    harryneopotter NEO is my middle name ! Staff Member

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    Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha:
    Ye hath me kya hai?
    Sipahi (santa): Sir Ye
    banduk hai.
    Officer: Ye banduk nahi
    tumhari izzat or shaan
    hai,
    tumhari maa hai maa!!
    Then Officer to another sipahi (Banta)-
    Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?
    Banta: Sir,
    Ye Santa ki maa hai or
    humari aunty hai.
     

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