Derp Eric Johnson is Rajnikanth of Guitar world ..

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  1. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Eric Johnson plays chords on one string.

    Eric Johnson walked into a guitar store and every guitar tuned itself.

    Eric Johnson's nut is made from the horn of the last unicorn who willingly donated it.

    Eric Johnson invented nylon for his picks, then gave the rights to Dupont because nothing else could ever be made useful of it.

    Eric Johnson gets reverb from his fingers.

    Eric Johnson doesn't use cables, his amplifiers broadcast the music on their own free will.

    Eric Johnson's tone was the equation on the chalkboard in Good Will Hunting.

    Joe Satriani had hair and Steve Vai was bald before Eric Johnson joined G3.

    Eric Johnson played lead guitar for the Big Bang.

    Helen Keller saw Eric Johnson's instructional videos, and found hearing and sight unnecessary afterwards.

    Evangelicals and evolutionists agree on one point, Eric Johnson is the reason why humans have ears.

    He can tell the type and grade of coal being burned at the power plant with his amp on standby!!!

    Eric Johnson's tone is what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

    Locking tuners were invented as a means to prevent Eric Johnson's strings from fleeing his presence.

    Eric Johnson can tell if a dog whistle is out of pitch.

    Eric Johnson's blood cord was attached to his mother and a Marshall/Fender rig.

    The tone is not in his fingers... It's in his little finger..

    Eric Johnson's amps aren't shipped with "master volume". They say "Volume, Master?" instead.
     
  2. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    ok, what is reason for this sudden rise of these threads?
    yngwie malmsteen will be chuck norris of guitarists. if you see him shredding, you will know.
     
  3. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    well it coz m w8ing for 12th sept!!! gee
     
  4. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    what is on 12th september, now that since you are already anticipating me asking that question, you should have given that answer yourself.
     
  5. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    top secret product launch.. in fact Launches.. will have smthn to babble about technology then.. till then Spam it is!!!
     
  6. DaRampage

    DaRampage RAID Rookie

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    Lol product launch from Apple?? :p
     
  7. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    @all: ^^ i told u this guy was a Genius !!!
     
  8. DaRampage

    DaRampage RAID Rookie

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    LOL :cute:

    Next time don't target anyone :p
     
  9. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    wen did i target u??
     
  10. DaRampage

    DaRampage RAID Rookie

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    Was checking out, which part of my post would you see and reply. :)
     
  11. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    dude u aint makin any sense atm
     
  12. DaRampage

    DaRampage RAID Rookie

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    As if you did here
     
  13. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    thats appreciation.. not targeting...
     
  14. MohitGamer

    MohitGamer ActiveRAIDer

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    Target of Appreciation... Poor Little Rampy !! :cry:
     
  15. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Y do u guys tease him so much
     

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