Derp How to save the Indian Airlines

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  1. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    How to save the Indian Airlines

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place….
    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’
    Terrorists would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

    This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why doesn't anyone think think of this? Why do I have to think of everything myself?
     
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  2. Fireblade

    Fireblade Trance@ddict

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    sigh.. dont we love this JD666 ??? :p
     
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  3. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    GRRR. RED IS MY COLOR
     
  4. JD666

    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Gotta digest this before I reply

    Sent from my XT910 using Tapatalk 2
     
  5. ManISinJpr

    ManISinJpr Want to resurrect.. !!!

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    Is this a JOKE thread ?

    Coz it is very serious according to me.,.. whether the national airlines is at fault or not !
    the solution cannot be a joke ! that too copied from somewhere else !!
     
  6. sumonpathak

    sumonpathak RAID Rookie

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    the solution is possible...in some parallel dimension....
     
  7. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    initpidzero.. Sorry fr encroachin upon ur PRIVATE ARTISTIC PROPERTY

    ManISinJpr spam section me breakin news to hoga nahi .. Waise aap hamesha itne serious rehte he ki aaj kuch special he

    @rest hope u all had a laugh
     
  8. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    lol, don't worry dude, it's all in good humour.
     
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