HR Manager love letter to his girlfriend !!

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  1. mrsmohitgamer

    mrsmohitgamer RAID Rookie

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    Hope you enjoy it if never read before,
    Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?Hope you would enjoy it.

    To, Ms.
    Sub: Offer of love!
    Dearest Ms
    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
    I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
    Wish you all the best!
    Thanking you in anticipation,


    Yours sincerely,
    HR Manager
     
  2. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Not a surprising usage of language.
     
  3. mrsmohitgamer

    mrsmohitgamer RAID Rookie

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    Will try something different next time.....;P
     
  4. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    HR have pretty same set of phrases they reuse every time.
     
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  5. harryneopotter

    harryneopotter NEO is my middle name ! Staff Member

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    where is our resident HR Manager ? :D :p
     
  6. dbg

    dbg RAID Staff Staff Member

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    ^^ Whose that..??
     
  7. rpm

    rpm Lizard king Staff Member

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    I have read that somewhere, like long ago. anyway, who is harryneopotter referring to? :confused:
     

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