Discussion in 'RAIDers League' started by BANHAMMER, Jun 18, 2012.
o lala...moar plz
Troll guys, don't spam. not the same thing.
Then there be a thread for spam.
I stared at the dealer. "Gooby pls" he said. "Woosie" I replied.
"Must we do this everytime we deal?" I asked irritably. Saying woosie to strangers isn't my idea of a fun night out.
"Can't help it. Gotta be vigilant. Here's your package". I took the brown box and hurried off.
I sat down on my sofa and opened the box. It had a piece of paper that said 'Nolan pls'.
I whipped out my phone and called the dealer. "DOLAN PLS!" I screamed like a maniac.
"Very good!" The dealer assured me that I'd receive the real package tomorrow.
I went to bed with the words 'Dolan pls' hovering in my mind.
lol, what trolling.
Part 2 will come in a few minutes. Pls wait.
"Come to the fountain and sing the first song that comes to your mind."
I approached the fountain, my insides a-flutter. I could not remember any song in the blasting heat of the morning. And I was painfully conscious of the fact that I was wearing purple Bermudas with little gold dongs on it. I sang something like "Woosie woosie WOOOOSIE, ploosie moosie fluusie". People were staring at me. I saw the neighborhood pervert reaching for his phone.
Oh and I forgot to mention that I was wearing nothing above the waist. Don't ask me why.
Dealer was less than amused by my yodeling. "What the hell is that? I said sing a song!"
"Hey, it's the only song I could think of!"
"Gooby pls. Your package is in the fountain. Lol"
I panicked. The shit was probably soggy by now. I ran towards the fountain, mouthing curses at my feet.
I found the package. This is what I saw, honest to God:
A piece of paper with black lines running everywhere.
I felt light headed. Dafaq was this?
"Dafaq is this? Dude, where's the hash? The dirt? Where is it?" I asked with tears in my eyes.
"Ah, well, flip the page, you'll get it." came the reply.
I turned it over and saw a small amount of the good stuff in a packet that was stuck on the back side with blue tape. I sighed deeply and stuffed the hash, with paper and all, deep inside my Bermudas. I ran off to my house, much to the disappointment of the eighty year old pervert who was filming me presumably for unpalatable reasons.
I chatted up Xeo on FB and 'spilled' some (fake) info about TDKR's ending he is angreeee now.
The ending stuff is totally made up by me, but if it turns out to be real then don't curse me! xD
Not cool man .. NOT COOL AT ALL ..
SOMEBODY GONNA GET HURT REAL REAL BAD!!!!
Naw d00d, it's cool. Only a phel d00d would think that dat end1ng is fo real.
anyway, i am not reading anything.
I have read a lot of batman literature, so nothing will surprise me.
Steve Ballmer July 9th, 2012 on competing with Apple:
We are trying to make absolutely clear:
We are not going to leave any space uncovered to Apple
We are not.
No space uncovered that is Apple’s
We have our advantages in productivity
We have our advantages in terms of enterprise management, manageability
We have our advantages in terms of when you plug into server infrastructure in the enterprise.
But we are not going to let any piece of this [go uncontested to Apple]
Not the consumer cloud
Not hardware software innovation
We are not leaving any of that to Apple by itself
Not going to happen
Not on our watch.
Ballmer is a business genius. He managed to license MSFT OS to IBM, not sell it. IBM: the money is in the hardware. Ballmer managed to license something that MSFT didn't even have! They had to rush out and buy QDOS and rebrand it MSFT Dos.
That is the starting point of the whole MSFT empire.
The latest genius move is how he managed to send Elop to Nokia and bring down Nokias value from over 60 billion to 6 billion. Ballmer managed to license Nokia's patents and maps for "free". Elop and Ballmer single handily destroyed the world largest cell phone company, Now MSFT can buy Nokia for less then Skype, and Nokia have over 10000 patents + GPS maps.
There are loads of more examples with Ballmer. He is the reason why MSFT have a monopoly in Windows and Office. MSFT is 40 years old and they still make 94% of their money from Windows/Office. MSFT have never been able to compete in any market. Their most successful venture outside Windows is Xbox. MSFT have subsidised Xbox tens of billions. And I still don't understand how Xbox 360 users accept the crappy hardware that failed (I personally am a stupid Xbox 360 owner. I have bought 7 Xbox 360! 5 RROD. 1 banned and one Slim that have been repaired 2 times and warranty runs out in a month.
No wonder MSFT have sold more Xbox 360 then PS3. I don't know any xbox owner that only have bought one Xbox. All have had RROD.
MSFT strategy is to make crappy products and people have to upgrade or buy new hardware. The whole WinTel alliance was to make crappy OS so that people had to upgrade their computers all the time.
So.. Ballmer is an expert on making money. Not in a good/creative way but other ways.
The poetry of Steve Ballmer | asymco
This is just pathetic, however there is no way to prove that ballmer has any hands in demise of nokia.
Any company, whose primary agenda becomes patent trolling is just going down, it's basic business paradigm.
Good for trolling around though, grabs attention
BkrevWlevqe - Wasn't your made up ending, the actual ending? you got this from somewhere.
I made up the Alfred-inherits-wayne-empire and the catwoman-kills-bane parts. The rest were spoiled by some sadist on youtube.
Hello Luciffer tell me, please.
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