While traveling on the bus this morning I noticed this really fit bird that I couldn’t take my eyes off. She saw me looking and smiled back. I thought, "Wow, I’m in here." For the next ten minutes we continued to smile at each other and gaze into each other's eyes. As the bus pulled into the next stop, she looked like she was about to get off. I decided to make my move and got out of my seat to ask for her number. She rose towards me and, without even asking, she passed me a bit of paper with her number already written on it. As she pressed it into my hand she kissed me gently on the cheek and whispered in my ear, "Please call me." The doors soon opened and she disappeared with the departing crowd. I returned back to my seat, feeling giddy and light headed with what had just happened, until I felt a smack on the side on the head and my wife shouted, "What the f**k you think your doing?"