Derp The Not-So Nice jokes thread!!

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  1. BANHAMMER

    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    That line is generally sufficient to make sure you spend a lot of sexless nights on the couch.
     
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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    that is if u r stuck wid one single chick :p
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    When you say girlfriend that means one single chick. Not to mention there are chances of you getting your ass dumped. And then it is certain that if go on calling girls as fat, you are no casanova either.
     
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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    isnt this supposed to be a joke thread... where did ur sense of humor go bro

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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Why do you think I lost my sense of humour. I am just stating the irony among other things.
     
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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    juzz gt scared with u finding so much of logic in each of my words !!!
     
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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    That #Ata Majhi satakli moment on Watsapp/ gtalk

    Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing...

    Person says: hhmmm!!



    Tapatalk on iPhone 4S to the rescue
     
  8. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Must Read coz climax is just awesome =))
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    CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..
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    During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of Rajma (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone ...rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The Rajma I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday"=))


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  9. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    What is Tension?

    1 Sunder Ladki Ne Sirf Apse Lift Maangi

    Raste Me Uski Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai

    Aap Use Hospital Le Gaye

    Dr. Bola - Ap Baap Banne Wale Ho

    LO JI HO GAYI TENSION

    Aap Bole Main Iska Baap Nahi Hu

    Fir Ladki Boli Yahi Iska Baap hai

    AUR TENSION

    Police Aayi Aapka Medical Check up hua

    Report Aayi Ki Aap To Kabhi Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakte

    Apko aur Tension

    apne thank GOD Kaha
    or nikal liye

    fir socha ghar pe jo 2 bache hai vo kiske hai


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    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    Father to son:- "Success is when SIGNATURE turns into autograph !!!
    Son:- No dad, "Success is when SIGNATURE turns into BLACK LABEL.


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