Derp The ultimate joke thread

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  1. TheMightyS

    TheMightyS ActiveRAIDer

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    SEX is the only game in the world without referees, Players are naked, Scores are counted in terms of SHOTS, there are no WINNERS or LOSERS. Each team enjoys, Celebrates, Shouts and screams when they are ready to score, & often go silent thereafter. Do you have a match today...?;)


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    A child flying in Emirates Airlines asked his father: "Dogs have baby dogs, cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" Father told him to ask the pretty air hostess and he did.
    Air Hostess:"Did your father tell you to ask me that?"
    Boy: yes
    Air Hostess:"Well! Then tell ur father that there are no baby planes, bcoz Emirates Airlines always pulls out on time. Now let your father explain that to you...!!


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    JD666 RAID Leader Staff Member

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    Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.

    One Texan turned to the other and said "That little gal is havin a bad time. I'm gonna go over there and help."
    He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big Texan hands and asked "Kin ya swaller?"

    Gasping, she shook her head "No."

    He asked "Can ya breathe?"

    Still gasping she again shook her head "No."

    With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ass.

    The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own.

    The Texan sat back down with his friend and said "Ya know, it's amazin -- that hind-lick maneuver always works!"
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    oh, no you did not go there, LOL.
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Why is this thread dead?
     
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    BANHAMMER Teh Almighty BanHammer Staff Member

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    Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

    Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”

    The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.”

    The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

    Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”

    “What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.

    “Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.”
     
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    Burn, but so lolsome.
     
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    9 gag stealing shit from other places as usual.
     

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