Apple Advocate: Samsung COPIED the iPhone completely! Me: So a Samsung Galaxy Series phone works just like an iPhone? AA: YES! Me: So I get the same experience with Samsung that I get with Apple? AA: No. Android sucks, Samsung phones are horrible to use! Me: So Apple's phones suck and are horrible to use too? AA: NO! Apple's phones are awesome. Me: But I thought you said that Samsung copied Apple's phones. How can that be, if they're identical as you say? AA: Uhhhh... Me: Do Apple phones have LTE? AA: No. You don't need LTE, 3G EVDO is good enough! Me: Do Apple phones have screens larger than 3.5 inches? AA: No. 3.5 inches is enough for anyone. Me: Does Apple offer a removable battery? AA: No. Removable batteries are terrible! Me: Is Android a comparable operating system to iOS? AA: No. Android SUCKS! Me: Does Apple make its phone with a plastic case and back? AA: No. It's all glass. Me: Does Apple make a phone with an AMOLED display? AA: No. Apple uses LCD, which is good enough. Me: So, basically, what you're saying is, other than the user experience, screen size, color, backplane, form factor, operating system, data speeds, look, feel and usability, the phones are exactly alike. AA: YES! SAMSUNG COPIED APPLE!